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Close
to amenities,
schools, transportation, shopping, daycare |
There
are no redeeming features in the house itself to talk about. |
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Close
to park |
Watch
out for unleashed dogs. Watch where you step. Remove your shoes
to come in! |
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Close
to transportation |
They
say you'll grow
accustomed to
noise from the trains... eventually. |
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Close
to everything |
This
place is more downtown than a homeless person. |
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Entertainment
district |
An
Elvis impersonator lives next door |
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Quiet
neighbours |
Next
to a graveyard |
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Friendly
neighbours |
The
neighbours won't leave until they empty your beer fridge every night |
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Area
of fine homes |
This
isn't one of them |
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Low
traffic street |
The
roadway is full of kids' toys |
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Family
home in prestigious neighborhood |
The
worst house on a good street |
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Seasonal
waterfront |
In
some seasons it's more UNDER water than ON the water |
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Steps
to public beach |
Your
front steps, actually...if u can get the
beachbums to let you go down them. |
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Stones
throw to beach |
Beach-stone
throw back at your front windows! Note the new windows. |
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Full
view of lake |
You
just don't get to go to the lake |
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Overlooking
pond with wildlife |
Much
like the wildlife in the basement. |
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Pond
in back yard |
The
septic bed is overflowing. |
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Commune
with nature |
There's
a family of rabid squirrels living in the attic |
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Backs
onto Enviro
Protected Land |
Backs
onto mosquito
infested swamp |
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Secluded
private lot |
The
burglars can take all day getting in. |
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Sunken
living room |
See
Seasonal waterfront |
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Driveway
holds six cars |
Potential
student rooming house! |
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Garage/Workshop |
There's
a pile of scrap lumber in the garage |
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Just
like in a magazine |
Guns
And Ammo |
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Dynamite
property! |
They
should have blown it up and gone for the insurance |
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Sunfilled
ranch bungalow |
The
roof blew off in that tornado last month |
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Flowing
open
spaces |
See
Seasonal waterfront, with a current |
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Earthtones
throughout |
Mold
IS technically an earthtone |
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Neutral
decor |
The
carpet looks like cream of mushroom soup.
And kind of smells the same. |
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Vintage
century home |
The
plumbing
and electrical hasn't been touched for 100 years. |
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Freshly
painted |
The
hockey-puck scuff marks on the walls shouldn't bleed through before
you buy it. |
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Gardener's
delight |
It
was a marijuana
grow-house. The
ventilation holes in the floors haven't been covered over yet. Call
www.hydroponics.com |
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Partially
finished basement |
They
stopped finishing and suddenly
put it up for sale. Problems? HELL nooooooooo! |
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Potential
for basement apartment |
You'll
need the rental income to pay the taxes. |
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Soaring
9 foot ceilings |
That's
it, keep looking up, don't look around... |
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Some
newer windows |
The
ones the neighbor's kids keep breaking. |
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Spacious
open
rooms |
The
wife took the kids and the furniture and left the husband with this
house and a big-screen TV |
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Kid-friendly
yard |
There's
no fence and the neighborhood kids are all over the back yard |
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Perfect
for first-time buyers |
No
experienced buyer would look at this place |
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Builder's
model home |
Even
the builder couldn't sell it. Hello? |
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Better
than new |
Except
it's...well...used.
he he I'm a silly Realtor my goodness me |
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All
applianced included |
It
would cost more to move them than they're worth |
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Quick
close available |
They
want out of this place NOW! |
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Priced
to sell |
This
is as low as they're willing to go. Don't lowball them! |
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Make
an offer |
They
know it's overpriced and they will sell for less than they're asking |
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Bring
all offers |
Any
offer! Please! Get them off my back! |
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Motivated
sellers |
They're
desperate to sell |
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Must
sell! |
I'm
incompetent and I should be fired for disclosing my
client's negotiating
position. |
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Selling
due to illness. |
They're
sick of dumping
money into it. |